Best Powell pun out there

. . . is the title to this Roger Ailes (the good one) posting, Powell Movement:

No, I won't miss Colin, the man who wasn't there. He claimed to have principles but was never seen applying them or standing up for them. His commitment to affirmative action extended only as far as getting his otherwise unemployable son, Michael, a patronage job as America's tit monitor. His devotion to integration of the military was only skin deep. Powell once may have had integrity, but he's long since cut it off and killed it.

And he didn't even stoop to using the man's first name.