I can top that

Kevin Drum delves into the riveting question of just when Republicans began the juvenile habit of calling the Democratic Party the "Democrat Party." This brings back heartwarming memories of my childhood in College Station Texas, where the Aggies still think it's cute to refer to the University of Texas as "t.u." rather than UT."

So, in the spirit of juvenile name-calling, I offer the following:

They're not Republican Party--they're Republican't Party.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Enjoy the buffet.