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President Has 2 Moles Removed From His Face
Associated Press
Saturday, February 17, 2007

President Bush had two moles removed from his left temple yesterday. His doctors say they expect tests on the skin growths to show that they are noncancerous.

The five-minute procedure, called a shave biopsy, was performed in the White House office of Bush's official physician, Richard J. Tubb.

How badly do you have to piss off your editor to get assigned to the President's Facial Moles desk?