Insult to injury

Another undiginified death in the news:

DUBLIN, Ireland - Pathologists inspected the thawed remains Wednesday of a missing Dublin criminal whose body was found, frozen rock solid, in the Mermaid Fish Shop.

The owner of the shop in Galway, western Ireland, last week found the body of Patrick McCormack, 52, concealed inside a plastic container. He appeared to have been badly beaten and his hands were tied behind his back.

An examination of the body has been repeatedly delayed at Dublin City Morgue because it had not defrosted.

What an absolutely brilliant idea

Rebuttals to obituaries.

Indeed it will

"It will be interesting to see how low President Bush's numbers can drop," Carroll said.

28% evidently isn't the bottom.