At least there was no wardrobe malfunction

I kind of saw this debate as analogous to the Super Bowl halftime show. You know what you're going to see, you know it's going to be awful, but you feel compelled to watch it anyway.

After this evening, I have no trouble believing Dick Cheney ordered the Air Force to shoot down hijacked passenger airliners on 9/11. I find it harder to believe that he doesn't order them to shoot down one or two passenger planes every blessed day, just for fun. What a mean, evil bastard.