Extremely unnatural fibers

This is turning out to be one of my Greatest Hits of Needlework:

So you are probably thinking: "What the hell is that?" Well, it's a shopping bag crocheted out of recycled grocery bags, duh! We use it as a swim bag when we go to the pool, and I sometimes take it to the Farmer's Market or Sun Harvest. It holds a ton of stuff. Believe it or not, people keep trying to buy it from us. It's so ugly people just assume it must have a Higher Purpose, which it sort of does, in that it uses up all those plastic bags I never get around to recycling.

I'm thinking I might sell a few as a fundraiser for Sun Dragon. Austin is such a great town--people like the weirdest stuff.